abandoned at birth and raised by manatees, 3timesnothing was at a disadvantage compared to land dwelling humans when he finally did re-integrate into impolite society. He has tried hard to overcome these initial difficulties, learning to walk, speak, write and perform long division before the age of 24. He made up for lost time and by the age of 36 he had invented bread, found a cure for tourettes syndrome and brokered a peace agreement in weston-super-mare. At the grand old age of 136, he is still however completely crap at writing music, as evidenced on this website

my more sensible alternate personality is located here and my trans-atlantic virtual band is here

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